Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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