But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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