Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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