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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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