i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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