So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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