He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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