You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
