hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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