doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
