I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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