Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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