check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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