Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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