whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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