East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Also, beer. Big fan.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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