The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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