One girl and one boy is just not enough.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize
