omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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