I wish i was in the wii world.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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