I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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