if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
