i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
