...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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