nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The beer is more important than you right now.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
