It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
