the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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