I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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