someone threw a dead crab at me
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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