I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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