No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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