blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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