so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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