do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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