Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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