The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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