Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he thought i was a dude.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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