You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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