Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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