Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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