please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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