the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I did not marry a roomba.
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