So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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