But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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