You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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