Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
