I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i love accidental penises.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So vagazzling was a success
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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