fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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