Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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