Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I love you.
Bad choice
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