Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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