so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
