ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
kristin has been a bad kristin
i think i have herpe
just one?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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